Hi, beloved friend or family,
We are extending this save-the-date virtually. We first tried to send it via postal mail and, to the best of our reckoning, the envelopes have become so immutably lost that they may never see the sun again. Lest your save-the-date never reach you, we are trying a guaranteed delivery method. Because we did attempt to send these through the mail, you may one day receive a physical copy- who can say! More to come with an actual invitation.
We love you!